quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
