Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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