Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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