so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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