it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
vagina is talking i cant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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