I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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