He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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