I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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