She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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