i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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