If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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