I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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