next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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