you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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