If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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