quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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