Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just pynch a tree in the face
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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