playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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