don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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