Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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