Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
