Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Don't tell me you're on acid again
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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