so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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