my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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