it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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