I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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