yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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