Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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