Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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