OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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