Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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