I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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