I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
