He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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