It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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