Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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