so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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