OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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