check it out our google latitudes are spooning
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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