why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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