Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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