i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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