if you like me you must not know who I am
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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