I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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