you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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