Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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