ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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