ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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