I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
one might say we're banned from that church
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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