Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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