Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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