You're my little dorito
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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