dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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